Saturday, October 20, 2012
Yesterday I went to buy lottery tickets, the cap'n and I argued back and forth about it being a waste of money but you can't win if you don't play and somebody has to win and this is the last time we'll have a chance to win since we're heading to Mexico on Tuesday.
So we decided to try our luck one more time, but we decided to cutback on our wager a little and only spend $20.00, $10.00 for Lotto and $10.00 for Powerball, instead of the $30.00 we'd been spending since the price of Powerball doubled.
First, I had to cash in our winning ticket from Wednesday night. $4.00 Woo-Hoo! And then I told the cashier I wanted 10 on Lotto and 10 on Powerball. Well, the girl heard 10 "of" Powerball and gave me $20 worth of numbers. Of course, this is a sign and if I correct the girl and tell her to redo the numbers, she'll keep these numbers or dig them out of the trash later and they'll be the winning numbers and she'll be able to quit her job and spend her days buying things off of QVC, instead of me.
If I keep the tickets, I'll still lose but she won't win. So I kept the tickets.
Today I was filling up my bathtub, I'm loading up on baths because I don't get to take them in Mexico. I have a bathtub down there which is about the size of the city kiddy pool I used to go to when I was little but I only have a 5 gallon hot water heater. What's up with that? Mexicans aren't real big on hot water. I'm not sure they even sell 40 or 50 gallon water heaters down there. Just like belle was talking about in her blog today on Tired of Thinking About Drinking, when you live in a foreign place you start thinking of ways to make it "better" which usually means you're trying to make it just like the place you just "escaped from." If I were to open a little gringo emporium down in Mexico, I would stock it with 50 gallon water heaters, crunchy taco shells and Yankee Candles.
Once more I have wandered off and stalwartly (I need to look this word up, it could mean to go about without personal regard for pungent toe fungus or mutant belly button hairs, for all I know.) ignored any rules of punctuation.
Ahem. Today I was filling up my bathtub and adding my watery, cheap bubble bath and I thought, "If I win the lottery I'm going to buy me some really nice bubble bath, no more Suave or Western Family (that's our local store brand), I'm going to really splurge and buy Calgon.
Then I let my lofty dreams really "take me away."
If I win the lottery I'll build a big Frank Loyd Wright kind of house up on the rise to the side of this house but I'll keep this one just for the grandkids to hang out in and I'll connect it with all kinds of stone and wood walkways like Nora Roberts' house that I saw on Sunday Morning a couple of weeks ago.
Then I'll buy shiny new bikes for all the kids in our little village in Mexico for Christmas. If you guys haven't been following my blog for long you probably don't know that I turn into an elf when I head down to Mexico. I'm very involved with the toy drive for our village and this is the time of year I have to go around and beg for money and I hate it. So I'd just buy the bikes myself and be done with it. BTW, if you notice an elf leaving comments on your blogs, that means I'm signed into the wrong account.
Then I'll build me a traditional Bahamian house with views of both the Sea of Abaco and the Atlantic Ocean in Hope Town, Abacos, Bahamas because that's where I belong, I just can't afford to live there.
And of course, my kids and grandkids will be set-up in grand style. That goes without saying.
But you know what? While I was dreaming all these dreams I had the thought, "If I won the lottery and I had all of this and I was still drinking, I'd still be miserable."
I'd rather be sober and happy.
And win the lottery.